rusig:

"I don’t think girls should—"

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duloxetine:

If I had a penny for every dick I’ve seen

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mymindpalaceisatardis:

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juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I’M SCREAMING HAVE YOU GUYS NEVER READ A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

third-eyenavigator:

i want to grow old and marijuana with you

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animechola:

how i wanna die with my true love by my side
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colickyalcoholic:

welcome 2 connecticut 
Some hearts understand each other, even in silence.
You say I am shallow but you don’t know how many times I’ve drowned just looking at you.
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